The smart phone is quickly becoming detested by more and more street performers. Where performers used to see eyes, they now see the back of yet another device pointed at them.

So, how do you deal with it?

You unload all your rage on passersby. This is Megatron (who we all know doesn’t like humans anyway), dropping a massive truth bomb on an unsuspecting tourist.

He doesn’t appear to be an actual street performer, rather he’s hired by Universal Studios (so this rant is probably scripted…)

Transcription below.

Girl: “Selfie!”

Megatron: “YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A SELFIE SO LONG AS YOU STAND BEFORE ME WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS FURRED HOODIE.

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR STATUS UPDATES MEAN ZERO TO NOTHING TO ANYONE EVER, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHICH SOCIAL NETWORK YOU POST IT ON.

WORTHLESS!

USE YOUR MIND, CREATE NEW MEMORIES, INTERACT, DON’T JUST ADD IT TO A LIBRARY OF FORGOTTEN PHOTOGRAPHS.”

Girl: “Okay!”

Megatron: “UGH, HOW DISAPPOINTING YOUR GENERATION IS.”

Girl: “Bye!”

 

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