....it's a bit tumbleweed in ere, innit?
There's lots of words to choose from, too many in fact.. But enough that of there is a randomitron available then we might have half a chance at constructing a sentence.. I'll go first.
Hi there, we are Captain Jackdaw and the Runbucket, hoping to convince UK cities that busking with whips and fire is a perfectly acceptable activity for which they should be most greatful. This mission is likely to change at any time without apology.
Hope someone else employs the randomitron and speaks back to us :) x